Compulsive lying is my hobby

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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chuckbassisawesome:

Gossip Girl Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1nrdpyd

chuckbassisawesome:

Gossip Girl Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1nrdpyd

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

dynastylnoire:

sizvideos:

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here for this

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

I keep an extra pair of shoes at work for when I have to poop but don’t want anyone to recognize my feet underneath the stall door.

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(via collegehumor)

cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence