Compulsive lying is my hobby
fuckyoutyler:

HE IS SO DONE

fuckyoutyler:

HE IS SO DONE

precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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deadvibe:

i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes

titspirational:

armanigrilledcheese:

Alright Tumblr! Let’s do this right this time! These are my original Disney themed cocktails! All drinks were made up, and I did not copy any existing material. Expect a part 2 in the near future! Please feel free to check out & support my Bartending Facebook page at Cocktails by Cody. Thanks! Now let’s get drunk off our childhood! (I do not own Disney’s trademarked characters, blah blah blah don’t sue me please…..)

I want the last three in my face right now

ihatebeingsingleseries:

I don’t remember doing this but it looks like my mind spilled out onto the street here.

ihatebeingsingleseries:

I don’t remember doing this but it looks like my mind spilled out onto the street here.